Also: "Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state."
[Note: I had found some of this previously on a web page that is no longer available, so I'm reproducing this whole thing here in case its current home disappears too. I've inserted a few blank lines for easier reading - Steve Gilbert, 20110425.]
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Legal Mumbo-Jumbo. Q: Is legal mumbo-jumbo like the following really necessary ?
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