I was trying to learn more about "Sally Struthers University" [don't ask!] and found this along the way:
"Grubb, known to close friends and family by his second middle name of 'Herbert', earned his degree in TV/VCR Repair from Sally Struthers University, along with a Masters degree in Mustache Analysis from Cambridge. In his spare time he enjoys wearing diagonally-striped shirts, Alaskan spear fishing, and watching Cartoon Network." - Administration & Faculty | American Mustache Institute: "American Mustache Institute: Protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against mustached Americans, by promoting the growth, care, and culture of the mustache."
Photo of "Shield of men with mustaches" Author unknown, October 12, 1902 edition of The Pittsburgh Press
See page for author [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Permission "This work is in the public domain in the United States because it was published (or registered with the U.S. Copyright Office) before January 1, 1923.