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From Dave Barry:
"...on the day before my colonoscopy... I didn't eat any solid food...Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. ...you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes -- and here I am being kind -- like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.
"The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose watery bowel movement may result.' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
"MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. ...There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt."
Above excerpts quoted from "A journey into my colon -- and yours," by Dave Barry, column in Miami Herald, originally published Feb. 22, 2008, posted on Website Feb. 11, 2009
Printable PDF of "Dave Barry colonoscopy certificate!" mentioned in that column.
YouTube Video (<2 mins) of Dave Barry discussing his colonoscopy while introducing his book which includes a version of Barry's colonoscopy column.
More video links: 1 charming (really!) 1 amusing & informative (really!)
YouTube Video (5 mins) of amusing, talented student "performing" Dave Barry's column: "Lily Marcheschi presents her prize winning Humorous Monologue as a
member of the Adda Clevenger School Speech Team." ADDA Clevenger Junior Prep and Theatre School for Children in San Francisco - Grades K-8.
YouTube Video (17 mins) "Dave Barry and Andy Sable talk colonoscopies" in which Dave Barry jokes with Andy Sable [gastroenterologist] and then they show and describe several devices often used in colonoscopies and other gastroenterological procedures.
" Created for the monthly SGNA (Society for Gastroenterology Nurses and Associates) educational meeting. March is Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month and the video was done by the corporate media dept. for the South Miami Hospital Endoscopy Center to raise awareness of colon cancer prevention and treatment."
YouTube Video (5 mins) of amusing, talented student "performing" Dave Barry's column: "Lily Marcheschi presents her prize winning Humorous Monologue as a
member of the Adda Clevenger School Speech Team." ADDA Clevenger Junior Prep and Theatre School for Children in San Francisco - Grades K-8.
YouTube Video (17 mins) "Dave Barry and Andy Sable talk colonoscopies" in which Dave Barry jokes with Andy Sable [gastroenterologist] and then they show and describe several devices often used in colonoscopies and other gastroenterological procedures.
" Created for the monthly SGNA (Society for Gastroenterology Nurses and Associates) educational meeting. March is Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month and the video was done by the corporate media dept. for the South Miami Hospital Endoscopy Center to raise awareness of colon cancer prevention and treatment."
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http://tlt.gs/SteveGilbertBIO
301/270-8312 skype: stevegilbert
Schedule appts with me: http://tungle.me/SteveGilbert
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